Bitches get stuff done!
Prank idea: Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he’s freaking out.
Stare at the dot in the centre of this image for around 30 seconds, and then…….. BLINK LIKE CRAZY and then reblog.
WHAT CIRCLE OF HELL DID YOU CRAWL OUT OF
THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO BLINK AGAIN!
I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell.
Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:
The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active
Oh my god, best passive voice identification tool ever.
this is the best thing in the entire world. i’ve been looking for this gif to pop up on my dash forever hahahaha
OMFG IT’S A HAMBURGLAR
on Sunday, make sure you set your clocks back an hour
on Tuesday, make sure you don’t set your country back fifty years